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Bubby's RV

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Posted: 06/30/08 12:45pm Link  |  Quote  |  Print  |  Notify Moderator

Well, I just got this unsolicited job offer from Collins Freeman of the Superfinerose Textiles Company. It just seems too good to be true. I wonder how best to respond? I'm sure some of you would have some most excellent suggestions.

Collins Freeman wrote:

Superfinerose Textiles Company
23 Weston street,
walsall, WS1 4EQ
+447045728107


Dear Candidate,
In response to your Initial listing in the Job search directory ,we
have offered you a place in our Part time/Work from home Job scheme. We are
an International middle-man trading company with our corporate
based in UK and liaison offices in 36 countries from across Europe,
Africa and Northern America .Since establishment in 1974 we have done our
business in Mainland Asia and Oceania, in 1990 we extended our Region
of supplies due to continious demands to Northern America and Europe.

The company produces various clothing materials, batiks, assorted fabrics
traditional costume which we have clients we supply weekly in the
states


.As a result of our competent records for treating customer demands and
supplies customers have refered us to other possible clients and we
have been recieving orders from Northern America, Europe And Australia-These
are areas we classified as outside our reach initially.

1.0. WORK SCOPE: We discovered that since we started business in the
USA and CANADA,we have been having problems getting payments from our
customers as it was very uneasy for them to send payments to Asia even
when they did, foreign checks will normally take at least 28 Working
days to clear (this period will normally delay our business)We decided to
a regional office in Carlifornia.

This office could not stand with handling all of the payments as the number of staffs could not meet the
number of payments been recieved- hence we decided to hire individuals
over the internet who will help us recieve and process payments and
then forward to any of our offices which we designate.

2.0. WHAT WE OFFER:

2.1.Flexible program: Two hours daily at your choice (Day time or
Evening Time).

2.2. Work at Home: Check e-mails, going to the Bank-part time or full
time ,professional contact team with very good support and Communication
Skills.

2.3. Other Highlights: No selling Involved, No Kits to Buy, No Advance
fees, We won't charge you anything.

3.0. SALARY AND WAGES:

3.1. You are entitled to a $450:00 Payment which will come in every two
weeks, this amounts to a total of $900:00 Monthly.
3.2. Commission: 7% of every transaction succesfully processed-checks,
money orders that is cashed instantly and forwarded to our designated
offices with and outside the USA. "Cash In Hand" or "Cash at counter" is
what we request this is to speed up our supply as we will not supply
without recieving payments from our customers.

Example: If you recieve a check of $1,000:00 your net Income is $70:00
and the balance of $930:00 Is forwarded to the company.

4.0. How to Forward Payments:
4.1. Once you have recieved and processed payments, you will be requested
to forward payments via which ever method which we will instruct you to
forward the payments through-sometimes via direct transfer to our
accounts and some other times via Western Union or Money-Gram.
REMINDER:
(I)YOU WILL PROCESS 2-3 ORDERS PER DAY.
(II)THE MORE ORDERS YOU PROCESS AT A FASTER RATE,THE HIGHER YOU STAND
TO EARN DAILY.
(III)THE MORE YOU PROCESS PAYMENTS FASTER THE HIGHER YOUR FIXED
EARNINGS PER EVERY TWO WEEKS WILL GROW.
(IV)YOU MUST BE OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE,WITH A US,UK,CANADIAN, AUSTRALIAN
OR ITS EQUIVALENT CITIZENSHIP.
5.0. WHAT WE ASK: Two free hours daily not including weekends, Internet
access for sending and receiving e-mails, available means of cashing
money orders/checks at your bank using your existing bank account.
If you meet these conditions all you have to do is make contact with us
providing your mailing address, phone or fax numbers (for contact
purposes) using the contact informations as set below and we'll respond
to you within 24-48 Hours with our contract of agreement as well as how to
begin work with us.

SUPERFINEROSE TEXTILE COMPANY
Contact Personollins Freeman



John, Winnebago Minnie 24V


hershey

Albuquerque,(fulltime) NM, USA

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Posted: 06/30/08 12:57pm Link  |  Quote  |  Print  |  Notify Moderator

See, you work hard all your life and somebody finally realizes your potential. You-so-lucky.


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Rick Y

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Posted: 06/30/08 01:00pm Link  |  Quote  |  Print  |  Notify Moderator

John,
I think their line stating, "we
have offered you a place in our Part time/Work from home Job scheme" pretty much says it all.


Rick & Karen
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Posted: 06/30/08 01:35pm Link  |  Quote  |  Print  |  Notify Moderator

"We decided to a regional office in Carlifornia."

Where exactly is that, again?


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strollin

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Posted: 06/30/08 02:10pm Link  |  Quote  |  Print  |  Notify Moderator

I had the same type of job offer from a different company 2 weeks ago...

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baldag

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Posted: 06/30/08 02:17pm Link  |  Quote  |  Print  |  Notify Moderator

You guys get all the good stuff - here in Ternassee I only get offers to provide roadkill for Bubba's Backwoods Barbeque...

George


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wa8yxm

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Posted: 06/30/08 02:49pm Link  |  Quote  |  Print  |  Notify Moderator

Three responses...

Response 1: (Simple, quick and painless) Click on the FLAG AS SPAM button

Response 2: (NOTE: before doing this attempt to dissect the header and figure out where it came from.. Forward toHeaders and all by the way) Abuse@originating.isp (or Postmaster@originating.ISP) note that some folks have their own domain so they are their own postmasters.

Response 3: If the message originated in the US of A... Forward to authroities, again, headers and all


Nothin adds excitment like something that is none of your business
John is Near Kenwood TS-2000 housed in a 2005 Damon Intruder 377


Bubby's RV

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Posted: 06/30/08 03:47pm Link  |  Quote  |  Print  |  Notify Moderator

Lyman wrote:

"We decided to a regional office in Carlifornia."

Where exactly is that, again?

Isn't that where Carl lives?

3 dog nights

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Posted: 06/30/08 05:04pm Link  |  Quote  |  Print  |  Notify Moderator

Why do you guys get all the good stuff!
I just get Viagra ads.

I would explain to these kind people that at the moment your time is totally devoted to trying to get your Uncle's fortune out of Nigeria. If they could help you, you would be willing to give them a 25% commission. All they have to do is deposit the check you send them and send you a check for the 75% balance! Simple! One hand washing the other!
What fun!


On the way there, to do that and buy the tee shirt!

Bob & Lynn
Two Chihuahuas & a Chow
02' Prowler 31G w/ 2 Honda EU2000i
99' 3/4 Suburban w/454
oh yeah..... 2 kids (teens, therefore I'm an idiot)

Shotgun

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Posted: 06/30/08 05:25pm Link  |  Quote  |  Print  |  Notify Moderator

I just do not understand WHY you would even open a E-Mail from someone you do not know.

That is what the SPAM folder is for


Hunting is not a hobby. It is much more life sustaining than that.
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Electrician since 1978



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